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Originally Posted by Princess Doreen

News Release: New Penis Study

Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and a cost of over $180,000. The results of the
study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results of the study were published, Germany decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results
of the U.S. study were incorrect.

After three years and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the WOMAN with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided to
conduct their own study. The Poles didn't really trust the U.S. or German
studies.

So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of $3, the Polish study was complete. The Polish study came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

if there was a prince doreen here he'd make 30 posts, each angrier than the one before, about how not funny masturbation was.

he'd end with a final word and then another final word. and then another.

you'd disgust him.