[FGFan]

Originally Posted by clyde

Anyways..since the maniac jilted lover seems to be absent.....let's all have a good day, shall we?



Let's all take a hike!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk

Oh no the alleged jilted lover isn't absent, just busy having a life.

I'm so sorry your little fantasies of me being your lover were dashed,

let me explain again...

talking on the phone and telling me all about your real jilted lover does not = being a lover in the real world, I know it's hard for your feeble, old mind to comprehend. Just push through it will set in one day.

I know you got confused because of that Texas debaucle. I'll say it slowly, I... live.... in Louisiana.... not Texas.... and I don't like cows.... nor am I a.... cowgirl.

But your real jilted lover appears to busy placing those fake bets, why don't you go visit her and place some fake bets. It'll be fun and fantastical!!!