[my miss storm cat]

"Bump on a bog"? Really? And these folks are heralding you as the one that will clean this place up and chase me out of here?

Consider:

#1: My epic satire (self-flattery gets me everywhere) is a few notches above "bump on a log" jokes
#2: "bumps on a log" do not react in a useful or helpful way to the activities happening around them. I happen to play a very useful role here. I remove trash and poorly thought out comments. Also, I sharpen people's attention to grammar and spelling. Further, believe it or not I try to focus the discussion on interesting things related to horse racing instead of the innocuous rubbish many seem to want to focus on.