You suck.
A couple of us had it all planned out but no, you had to go and ruin it. Whatever.
We were gonna get Mario Espinosa to lead you out.
You wouldn't have minded cotton in your ears or a pink shirt, right?
Anyhoo we figured you'd walk a little, dance a little, and as you were lead onto the track and the crowds cheered and waved their signs we'd have a huge screen showing some of your finest posts.
Many in the crowd would sport POY buttons.
Your legion of fans would then have been able to track your flight to Florida...
http://www.suttonforwarding.com/FlightTracker.aspx
... and, upon arrival, you'd have been given a giant basket filled with socks, porn, and booze.
I had a nice post ready to go for the retirements thread.
Oh well I guess maybe I could go and start a poll to see if you even deserve to be POY.