[my miss storm cat]

Lets sing!!!

MaTH man I know you'll write some...

Who else?

Come on people, tis the season.

Jingle Bell Rock

Give me your, give me your, give me you c...

(Maybe I'd better work on that one a bit more...)

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Hark! The Herald Angels Sing


Coach! You post with so much zeal
Can you please post Blockateil?
Beulah threads and rating chicks
2, 3, 1 whip out your dicks.

Gossard freaked because I said
something about giving head
do i need to sugarcoat
come ram your hard cock down my throat?

Coach! You post with so much zeal,
will you please post Blockatiel?


Let it Snow

Oh the jockeys are all such lamebrains
that's the paddock refrain
and since were all wearing frowns
take him down take him down take him down.

They don't show signs of thinking
and The Fat Man calls them stinking
little fuci<tards and other put downs
take him down take him down take him down.

Oh Calvin you know you throw
little punches like a girl but your eyes
show the twisted, mad dwarf you are
Clyde did i win some pies?

Well the stews made a bad call again
they should wander back to their playpen
lets just throw those tickets on the ground
take him down take him down take him down.


O Little Town of Bethlehem


Oh little sock of Dougies you
look frayed and worn tonight.
You've done your job well and often
and calmed Dougies excite.

I wonder if his feet are
ever real cold like ice
oh well if that should happen be
ing barefoot must sufice.