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Originally Posted by clyde
This really gross.
ONE MORE DISASTER
My double pneumonia came back last night.So did nightmares.Up at 3 and 4 hot teas later...back to sleep at about 7.
Up at 1,
Felt a little bettah.
Went to MickeyD's as I had not et anything but about 8 grape tomatos and 3 mini Nestle's crunch bars.
Found another mini Nestle's in the car,so ah et it.
Parking in their lot ,I had another pnuemonia attack and hacked up gross fluid in the grass by the lot.
That's not the gross part.
Inside ..I was lucky enough to get a clerk who is a very young girl,but hears the music beautifully.We exchanged googlies and doo dahs.
Then I noticed her eyes fixed in the area of my heart.I though she was falling in love with me.
But she was looking at what was a very bad aim in the grass.
Nestle's Crunch and pnuemonia fluid...on my sweatshirt.
I have no pride, no shame and now MickeyD's is holding a contest to rename me with the grossest and best name winning a pile of garbage bags.
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Perhaps if you stopped smoking and eating at Mickey D's, you'd be a tad bit healthier. Just 'thayin'.
Love, Mom
P.S. Love my porn name!
