Tired of those dull dinners with the in-laws?
Great news, kids... there's a turkey recall so it might be kinda like playing Russian roulette this year.
Is there someone you hate?
Send a turkey!
Got an ex husband or wife?
How about your boss?
Neighbors with little, yappy dogs?
Neighbors with a kid who plays with one of these?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/...cc2e1e4832.jpg
No prob!
Apparently Honeybaked hams are pretty lethal as well.
Happy holidays.
