One day in elementary school a teacher decides to have a quiz of thought provoking questions. She asks her student, little Tommy, the following question:
"If there are three crows sitting on a fence and I give you a rifle with two bullets, how many crows can you shoot?"
Little Tommy thought then answered, "one, because when you shot, the other two would fly away."
The teacher replied, "That's not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."
Then little Tommy said, "Now teacher, may I ask you a question?"
"Sure," said the teacher.
"Three women are sitting on the park bench with ice cream cones. The first women is eating her ice cream cone. The second is licking her ice cream cone and the third is sucking on her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" little Tommy asked.
The teacher replied, "I suppose it's the one sucking on her ice cream cone."
Tommy said, "NO IT'S THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!"
