Oh good I love doing this!
Okay let me get up on a chair like Rudy in that movie (shut up I love Sean Astin. Best hobbit evah
).
(* clears throat *)
"... and Gio Ponti is the leader....
Interpatation trying to come back at him...
With one furlong to go...
Interpatation is a stubborn foe...
GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD!
GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD
... TO INTERPATATION... WHO RUNS A REMARKABLE RACE "