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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
ooooohhhh!!! An expired business license. That'll get you a $10 fine!
Most members of the liberal press already have a lot of experience in handcuffs
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how to skim an article:
1) automatically discount anything not in a brightly colored box as too dense.
2) dart your eyes quickly back and forth, never allowing them to rest on any spot long enough to actually take in information.
3) when accidently encountering a paragraph of text, quickly decide you know enough about it.
4) buy the audiobook version and fast forward through it.
5) just put it down and go back to the comics.