I'm sorry,ma'am...but do you know why I pulled you over?
I didn't think so.
First..you were parked in a no muffing zone.
Then, you sped through a pud x crossing.
You left in quite a muff.
I need to see your muff's license..it must have a photo id.
hmmmm...what is your muff's name, ma'amage?
Fluffy Muffy?
It says here that it's Muff in a Drum.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to show me your muff.
Well no..I better do this right.
I'm going to radio in for Officer Muffcli Trust.She will have to do the muff match here.Sit tight...and don't go trying to disguise it with the funny glasses and muffstache kit.
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