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Originally Posted by clyde
From the offices of Doctor Hedgewood R. Osbad..I mean Osgood:
Miss Poo;
Your propensity to negatively rate abstract art comes from your deep insecurities and guilt.You have a high need of structure because you were blown up by mistake at a 4th of July party.It's a good thing a team of crack Humpty Dumpty King's Men were nearby in order to put you back together again.
Your guilt comes from luring in a lurid way and then killing nincompoops.
Your insecurities are unknowingly demonstrated to the public by your constant need for waist ribbons whose color is always dependent upon your mood.
I would need to get you on the couch to find out more about your deep seated insecurities.
Ringy dingy me any time.
Yours,
Dr. O
I hope you don't mind this liberty I have taken.
Yours,
mdf
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Dr.,
Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.