Segways are very dangerous... The campus cops at the university I work at have Segways. One night an officer was chasing a drunken vandal across a sloped lawn on campus when the Segway slipped out from under him. He fell, his foot got tangled up on the Segway and he ended up with a broken femur.
Segway/drunk student: 1
Campus cop: 0
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