But I will say this....Easy Bake's bush is so dense it prompted the Beatles to write "Strawberry Fields Forever."
She's also so easy that when the dentist says"open wide".............
Sighty is such an airhead that when she buys banana's...she also buys a pack of rubbers.
Also lisps badly. Her first trip for her requested breast augmentation,the doctos gave he a 3rd lung.
The second time around....doctors had to employ the crew of Fantastic Voyage to find her skeeter bats exact location.
EasyBake read the instructions for her new suction cup dildo...''Apply to hard surface"..and she stuck it on Ralph's pud.
Upon her boyfriend asking her to let him come in her mouth,Sighty-poo said...''Well that sounds dumb,but at least turn around in my stomach and get back out quickly."
I had worse planned, much worse...but I just don't have the guts.
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