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I just saw a re-run of my favorite "Three Stooges" episode.

Larry was the jockey on Thunderbolt at the racetrack. Moe gave Thunderbolt a taste of "red hot peppers" before the race.

When the race began, Moe drove Curly (with a bucket of cold water) around the infield of the race track on a motorcar staying just ahead of Thunderbolt all the time.

Of course, Thunderbolt won the race easily and the Stooges had their celebratory feast later that night!!

Why can't winning a thoroughbred race be so simple????