clyde only needs one more post (and a couple nice long pms from Rocktard after that) before dinner

That formula worked out okay last year, eh, Sparky?


As myself and others have said on here before … there is no reason to stick clyde in a post war now

The cozy dooryard is too far out there and gay to serve as his final post, in my estimation.

If Oinkmen went in there … and revealed clyde's secret … he'd run the risk of emptying the tank too much before the big one.

Not to mention the fact that another post in a suffy-poo vacay thread would do little to silence the nitwits who claim he's just a slobbering sodomite.

But an unprecedented first serious post in the Dee Tee subforum will make Thebby and Steve look like monkeys peeing into the wind when they try to diminish his gayness.


So you see … it's ALL about getting clyde to the last post in the best possible condition at this point.

He'll never take his eyes off balls.