... and are you the type who yells at the jocks and calls all the horses by their numbers only or are you the quiet type (well what didja think I was talking about in the heading you pervs?
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Quiet
At the track, do you always hang out in the same area? Do you stay in one place or go to the paddock and the finish line, anywhere and everywhere?
One place. Usually clubhouse.
Do you drink? Drink too much? Eat? Get there early for workouts and stay all day? Leave after the big race?
I take bong rip breaks between races
Do you cap the night before or when you're there?
Both
Do you have superstitions... a good luck charm of any kind?
12 troll dolls I put on the table and a miniature slot machine
Are you the type who smacks the form during the races and who barks out orders to the jocks?
No. I just usually say God Damnit if I lose a head bob for a decent payout.
Do you bring your kids, your significant other or go with friends? Alone?
Loner
How much does it annoy you when you're in line and the race is about to go off and the person in front of you has no clue what they're doing? Do you feel like you're going to have a heart attack, going to kill them, or both?
I consider it a sign that baby Jesus didn't want me to bet that race.
When you make a great hit do you announce it to the people around you? Do you congratulate strangers if they're nearby and you know they nailed whatever race?
No. When I hit it's to the exits.
Are you helpful to new-to-the-sport types or do you wish they would go the fuc* home?
I keep to myself. Track people are scary.
Do you tip the tellers?
Depends.
Do you get dressed up at all? Go to the turf club? Hang with the lowlifes? Have a table at a restaurant for the day kinda thing?
I'm always dressed. Unless I'm real high.
Tell me what it's like when you go to the track and which track you usually go to!
Haven't been to live racing this year.