[clyde]

God forbid someone should paste it here.




Anyhoo..will keep this as short as possible...A neighbor suggested to me I should join this Cleveland ( I am not kidding ) MEET UP group.



I spit!!




Didn't tell him why....was a little embarrassed people are now pitying me.But I did take a look at it ...and it has a message board!

My little horns came out.

So I joined.

There are several Cleveland MEET UP groups....joined two and was really having great fun without the MEETING UP nonsense.


Then this girl posts..''Anyone live in Green,Ohio?"

I answered with..."Why,certainly. In fact, the 2009 est. pop. was over 23,000 ."

She answered back with....."I think I know you."


So it turned out we did know each other. She asked because she wanted to go to the Warehouse District Street Fair today in downtown Cleveland...this was Friday night when she asked.



She's really a cutie pie, but fairly dense.

On the phone I told her I wasn't going , but since she is afraid to drive there 50 miles alone...if I was going, could she come?

I told I wasn't going to, but would be happy to help her.

This went on for like 20 MINUTES.I guess she didn't want me to do it just for her...so when she AGAIN asked if I was sure I wasn't going anyways----I said:

Lady....I AM GOING REGARDLESS!OK? I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL MY LIFE---I AM GOING EVEN IF YOU DON'T.



She replied---OK!




God!




WE GOT THERE...RIGHT WHERE WE WERE TO MEET THE HOST...AND WAITED AN HOUR...NO HOST, NO OTHER MEMBERS EVER SHOWED.




You can imagine what I said on their message board.







So they darted me.






I actually was darted off a legitimate MEET UP board!

They are very sensitive!!



Am carping about them in the other meet up group's message board.



It's great fun!!





They'll probably dart me,too.