I'd lock Jerry Moss and his vaginitis afflicted trainer into a room with TFM, Smooth Operator and CSC.
After that, I'd abolish synthetic surfaces.
Then abolish Frank Stronach.
Then deport the executive board of Churchill Downs.
Then make Greg Ravioli into a groom at PID.
Make RHT a TVG analyst.
And finally, make a rule saying that jockeys must score at least 65 on an IQ test before being able to ride in races.
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