I have a very nice Real Life Story for you.
I have always hated True Swine..as you know.
Well..the vultures are already circling. Yesterday afternoon,the doorbell ring-dingy’s. I answered to see a guy outside. He was…oh….say about 6 foot and 230 pounds with a sleeveless EVERLAST sweatshirt…..temperature hovering around 86 or so at this point.Has a camera hanging around his neck.He was more bulky than muscular. My mind did an eye roll.
He said…’ I’m from the bank. We have been trying to reach you several times. So has the broker.You’re never here and once we left a card.’
I told him I never saw a card and never ignored the doorbell ringy-dingy.
Then he asks me when I’m leaving.
Being a first take nice guy,I start to answer. Then I realize what a nincompoop I’m being and so…I stop and turn my answer into..’What a minute. You said you’re with the bank…and you don’t know what’s going on!?’
The he says he’s just her to help me.He’s going to his car to call he broker and see if they can help me out.
I just looked at him, so he turned and left.
He was talking in tongues.
He comes back about 5 minutes later and says…’OK, give me your name and phone number and when you are leaving so we can help you out.The broker will call.’
He’s demeanor this whole time is wise guy-ish.
I immediately went to Animal Instinct Stage 4.
So I says..I says..”Wait a friggin’ minute.You come here and keep throwing out how maybe you can help, you say you're from the bank and you know nothing about me? Do you have proof you are with the bank?’
‘Duh..no.’
I finished him by hitting stage 4.5.
I came out to the porch instead of talking while holding the storm door open. I was really,really mad. I told him….’You better leave.Did you realy think I would fall for this?.You think that stupid EVERLAST shirt scares me? I’ll drop you in less than 10 seconds and if you don’t believe it just be here 10 seconds longer.’
I never saw notepads and pens and a body go into utter disarray any faster.
The smerky wise guy facade disappeared…and so did he.
There comes a time when you have had your fill of people fucl<ing with you.
Just thayin.
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