She got her needful things from her huge bag.She had her birthstone amehtytht…..ptwee!...I mean amethyst colored bra and thong,tssssssssssssssssssss!! She had a really tight fitting pink silky dress to pop over it.VERY short.She had no shoes.In some ways she was very uncivilized.She broke out her make up kit.She had the whole wizzbang.Everything imaginable. Next, she placed the squirt gun on the table.She moved the safety from “no squirt” past ‘‘squirt” directly to ‘‘full auto squirt.”She gulped down more dark chocolate niblets.She then pulled out a solid oak stake..very sharp at one end. She knew there were vampires known to hang out here.
Oh…I forgot to tell you she had stripped down to her slip as she putzed around with all this.She had just removed the wooden stake from her bag and was holding it in her left hand…when……..she felt another hand squeezing her hot dupa.
Now, Debbie isn’t stupid…well in some ways. But not this one.
“Uhm…do you think this is the first time I’ve read one of Morty’s stories…” she was turning to face the owner of the hand as she talked.. …”UNCLY TRUST!?”
But it wasn’t Uncly Trust!
“EAUXH”..Debbie screamed..’’DANNY! Uncly DID turn you! You are now a vampire lesbian!….a VAMPBIAN!!”
Danny’s jaws snapped open….spsssssssssssssssssssss!!…..and then she made her strike at Debbies throat. Quick like a bunny,Debbie smartly remembered and threw up her right hand to stick the wooden stake in the vampbians mouth.
Which was really dumb because her left hand was the one with the wooden stake.
“OW!!” Debbie yelled.” Godammity!..I can’t believe I'm this stupid.'’( I told you.)
She yanked her finger out of Danny's mouth and pushed her back.Danny attacked again,but now Debbie stuck out her LEFT hand ( the one with the wooden stake) and stabbed her right in the heart.
Thud.
All gone.
But Debbie had a problem. She had been bitten by a vampbian.Luckily it was not a direct hit to the carotid, so she had some time…but not much. “Fucl<!!..what do they do in the vampire movies? I know! Burn the wound." She put a lighter to her finger…’’ YE-OW!!"
“Screw this noise. Better idea..I’ll get a leach to suck out the bad blood.Debbie scurried out the two doors,ran down the hall to the Padlock and yelled….’’Hey!…Ryan!, I need you to suck on this.”
I have to admit he saved her life.
But the dummy …instead of spitting it out he swallered the blood.
=:>
Oh well.
Anyhoo…Debbie went back to her room,throwing the vampbians dust out the window.”HEY!!” Yelled someone from outside, below that same window.
Debbie smiled .
She figured it was KGB.
She could be a real witch.
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