Dear Miss Piggy,
Huge fan of yours,by the way.
Hate to go south on you, but your son--Oinkman--has become a nefarious nincompoop on NerdyTrail.Is there a way you could perhaps have your husband ,Napoleon,yank the brat's frumpy dupa out to his animal farm and maybe take him out to the barnshed..I mean woodside...goddamity!!..I mean woodshed and straighten his sorry behind out?
Thank you sssssso much.
Just thayin',
Clyde ''The Glide" McBride
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