And now..for your betting enjoyment,my fine pre race analysis of THE BELMONTS.
( Please note I will not be munching with Gregg and Hilda Belmonts tomorrow.
But they are wonderful people.)
And as luck would have it...here comes Sighty-Poo delivering the goods---whoa!!...I mean cards.
Thank you ssssssssssso much,Sighty.
You may go.
Oh my God.
Heart be still.....that swaying dupa keeping in tune to some jungle fever beat I can hear is definitely life threatening.
I don't think I can go on.
whew!!
But I must.
1...DaveyPooNotInDixie
Gosh this one is giving me lots of trouble.First,I only know where he's not...but not where he is.A horsey I have always admired and this may be his time,but I did not know the attentionHO,Calvin Bordello, would be on top.
But a keepah .
2...Bangled Car
Reminds me of the evidence sitting in The Junkyard.That which proves the existence of Godzirra.( Godzirra own Sherr...don't ya know.)
Anyhoo---
Crinkle...
trash can
3...UpSideDownCharleyBrown
I think it speaks for itself, don't you?
whiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!
4...MakeMusic4Me
I kind of like this horsey.
Cajunatah wanted to know why and I said there are one or two things I can't yet mention,but this is a rite of passage for me.As you all stinking well know....I hear the music all too well.Not many here can hear one note,but those of you who do hear the music have a sense of what I mean.I thought I heard music before, but unfortunately it was not.There are different types, you know.But if I ever needed to hear a certain type of music from someone---that time is now.Could be from here( which I HIGHLY doubt) or from somewhere else.Could be someone I know ( which I HIGHLY doubt) or someone I do not know.Whoever it is...I ask them to make this music for me.Please do this thing.This horsey has drawn the venerable 4 spot and program number.If this is all wrong, then the music is all gone.
keepah-keepah!!!!
5...FlyDown!!
Oh my God!
Call out the Swat Team!
You fool!!..that why he's down!!...Call out the Guts Refill Team!!
And so...
nyyyyyoooow!!!!
thud
6...IceBox
It's hip to be square.
keepah
7...Drosselmeyer
This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.
I say...fucl< 'im.
Crink-EL....
trash can
8....GameOnDude
Contrary to what SixToFive thinks---like names cancel out....and it didn't work for Dahla either,the strumpet.
Crinkle...
trash can
9....StatelyVictor
Reminds me too much of Stuttering Stanley.
Phooey on him.
`',==`~~'';.,.
10....StayPut
Another numb minded owner.
With a name like that..what do you expect the horsey to do!?
Crinkle...
trash can
11...Adam
See number 8.
blech
Crinkle...
trash can
12...FitCarEtni
It still don't work.
Crinkle...
trash can
MAKEMUSIC4ME
DaveyPooNotInDixie
IceBox
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