[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by The Bart

The Center for Disease control has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of the disease known as "Gonorrhea Lectum".

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your Cranium up your Rectum. Many victims contracted this disease in 2008... but, after being infected for the last 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive the disease is.

It's sad, because Gonorrhea Lectum is easily cured with a new drug just released on the market called "Votemout". You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, or it could become permanent and eventually wipe out civilization as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this deadly disease, including Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, with many more states seeing the writing on the wall.

So, make all your friends aware of this plague so they may be saved from its destructive power.