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Old 05-22-2010, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde View Post
Well that didn't take long.
Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.()
So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.
He said he did.
After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."
So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."
"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"
He did not find that amusing.
Got one a these-----
I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.
"32"...said he.
It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.
So I left.
Great story, aye?
My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:
Farewell.
( Ya gotta love me.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek
After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.
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