Oh geez...that was funny.
There is a tremendous bias at the The Thistleydowns today.
The horseys don't like me...so I left.
Wne to Marc's to find a date for the Preakness. Saw an admirable body and asked her,'' Uh....excuse me ,but would you like to accompany me and view the Preakness at MickeyD's this afternoon?"
Her jaw dropped and her eyes rolled back up into her head....and then she fainted.
A simple"no" would have worked.
NoteTo Myself:
Consider going back to Marc's and trying a new line.Gonna be hard.
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