A man takes his wife and mother-in-law on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told the man "You can have her shipped home for burial for 5,000, or you can bury her in the Holy Land for 150" The man thought about it and told him he'd just have to have her shipped home. The undertaker asked "why would you spend 5,000 to have your mother-in-law shipped home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only 150? The man replied "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance"
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