all this talk of changing the constitution and national id's is way too much work and completely misses the point.
what we really need is an easy way of distinguishing brown people that are here legally from those that are here illegally.
i propose small yellow fabric sombrero's that anyone with brown skin or a strange sounding surname has to pin to their outer clothing if they're a citizen. the government can provide these and no one who isn't breaking the law could possibly object.
we can tattoo numbers on the arms of those here illegally, just to make sure they don't come back, and ship them somewhere away from us.
problem solved.
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