Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Ah, Bellamy, an offer almost good enough to make me fly down to KY, but unfortunately, much as I adore that horse, one of my dad's good friends is a lawyer named... you guessed it... and I'm afraid that might cause some problems with his wife. Tee hee.

Heck, if I'm going to seriously consider having needles put in me for more than donating blood, I should probably start small-- like say, get my ears pierced, right? Lawyer Ron earrings, anyone?