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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Arkansas has laws?
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They sure do! Some of the best Arkansas laws include:
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.
Teachers who bob their hair will not not get raises.
A man may only legally beat his wife once per month.
In Fayetteville, it's illegal to kill "any living creature." (Killing dead creatures and inanimate objects is apparently okay.)
And in Little Rock, flirtation on the streets between men and women will get you a 30-day jail term.