Abe Horowitz is walking along Hallandale Beach when he comes across a bottle. He picks it up and pulls out the cork. A flash of light, and a loud whoosh....a genie apperars.
The genie says, "whoa, I've been trapped in this bottle for 80 years. Thanks so much for letting me out. For this act of kindness, I will grant you 2 and only 2 wishes."
Abe pulls a map out of his back pocket and says, "you see this map? Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Syria, Iran.....there hasn't been peace in this area for thousands of years! Can you make the middle east peaceful?"
The genie says, "That is too much to ask as I don't think there will ever be peace over there. Uh, sorry to tough. What's your second wish?"
Abe says, "My wife, Sadie, and I have been married for 58 years. In those 58years she has never given me a blow job. Genie, you think that you can have her do this for me?"
Genie says, " Let me see that map again."
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