I looked up "selfish egotistical prick" in the dictionary and found this picture.
The entries for tomorrow at Penn National are pretty funny- pretty tough to have a 10 horse field with 2 jockeys.
3RD (7:19)
1 Mile | Fillies and Mares | 4 Year Olds And Up Claiming ($4,000) | Purse: $13,000
Prg. # PP Horse Jockey Trainer Wt. Claim $ Equip. Med. ML
Alarming Fantasy SCRATCHED
Eliza's Grey SCRATCHED
D L Mint SCRATCHED
1 1 Ghostly Spirit Loveberry J Rivera Gilberto R 119 $4,000 L 12-1
2 2 Marilyn Plays Loveberry J Stickler, Jr. L J 119 $4,000 L 5-1
3 3 Reef Song Loveberry J Vander-Heyden L R 119 $4,000 L 6-1
4 4 Kalama Loveberry J Stites Flint W 119 $4,000 L 15-1
5 5 You Devil Do You Loveberry J Albright George R 119 $4,000 L 20-1
6 6 Conga Gold Baez J Adamo Anthony 119 $4,000 L 3-1
7 7 Sweet Yamila Baez J Lupo David C 119 $4,000 L 20-1
8 8 One More Lillian Baez J Kunes Karen M 119 $4,000 L 10-1
9 9 Coral Cave Kulp Brandon L 119 $4,000 L 7-2
10 10 Break Fast Tiffany Kulp Brandon L 122 $4,000 L 9-2
4TH (7:43)
1 1/16 Miles | Open | 4 Year Olds And Up Claiming ($5,000) | Purse: $15,000
Prg. # PP Horse Jockey Trainer Wt. Claim $ Equip. Med. ML
Trippi Dance SCRATCHED
Heyhearmeroar SCRATCHED
Peruano Smoke SCRATCHED
R First Alex SCRATCHED
Putupthestars SCRATCHED
1 1 Up Mayo Garcia G Kunes Karen M 119 $5,000 L 6-1
2 2 Love Lyndsey Garcia G Pettine James M 119 $5,000 L 10-1
3 3 M T Blue Streak Garcia G Bobadilla Jose F 119 $5,000 L 30-1
4 4 Jupiter's Stone Garcia G Reagan Norman 119 $5,000 L 50-1
5 5 Lucky Citizen Garcia G Stites Flint W 119 $5,000 L 10-1
6 6 Enterprizer Garcia G Pointer Norman R 119 $5,000 L 15-1
7 7 Need to Prosper Garcia G Morgan Thomas M 119 $5,000 L 10-1
8 8 Bandolier Baez J Adamo Anthony 119 $5,000 L 6-1
9 9 Rollinretiredtires Baez J Shuman Joseph 122 $5,000 L 12-1
10 10 Addicted to Wealth Baez J Castro Rafael 119 $5,000 L 8-1
11 11 Mr. Bowie Baez J Giliforte Layne S 119 $5,000 L 7-2
12 12 Bobby and Bob Simone Michael V 122 $5,000 L 4-1