On their wedding night, the young bride approached her husband and asked for 20 dollars after their first lovemaking encounter. The husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time after they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way to pay for her clothes and incidentals. Arriving home one day at noon, she was shocked to find her husband in a drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his company was downsizing and that he'd been let go. He was fearful that he was financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed steady deposits, with interest and certificates of deposit it totalled close to 3 million dollars. She explained that for 3 decades she "charged" him for sex, and wisely invested it. Finally, the husband blurted out "If I'd had any idea you were doing this, I'd have given you all my business" THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM
