A horse of a different color
A husband is sitting watching TV. His wife comes into the room and smack him in the head with a newspaper. He says "What did you do that for?" She says angrily "I found this slip of paper in your wallet with the name Jenny on it! What's that all about?" After a pause, he says sheepishly "If you must know, I went to the track and that's the name of the horse I bet on" She says "Oh honey, I'm sorry" A few days later, the husband is again watching TV, and his wife comes in and conks him on the head with a frying pan! He wakes up after falling on the floor and asks "what did you do that for?" She says angrily "Your horse just called"
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