Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Problems, problems, problems....

First I tried to get the ring girls, ya know the ones that march around looking "hot" between the rounds holding up the cards. All I could find was my friend's maiden aunt (aged 54). She just had some very nice breast implants and wants to show them off. I sure hope she finds a "friend" soon cause all this talk about "getting hitched" before "time runs out" has me going crazy. With legs like hers, she'd fit right in the "hitch" with the Budweiser Clydesdales. Anyway, I'm still looking for "ring girls.

Next problem, the speedo's came in. But they're not magenta. They're "pink".
Since I had the Yankee logo embroidered on one and the tobacco leaf ( but it looks like a marijuana leaf) embroidered on the other one, I can't return them.

Next problem, I had the contracts written and waiting for signitures. Unfortunately, Bold Brooklyn is on a secret mission so he's unable to tutor the "reading" part of the contracts to those that need a bit of assistance.

And still another problem. The posters were printed but they misspelled "Nostradamus" as "Nutradamus". At least they spelled his brother's
name right...BROTHA!

The good news is that I bought all the lime jello from all the supermarkets within a thirty mile radius. That goes with the title of the bout...
"Big Time in the Slime"...and no, I can't change it cause it's on the posters.

More good news..I bought three tanks of helium so Dali, our "ring announcer" can inhale deeply before he gives each "blow by blow" account.

Stay tuned, and feel free to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this "promotion".

DTS