given the choice, will you buy bread in a wrapper or not in a wrapper?
N/A
what, to your ear, is the best sounding language?
The language of birds
how is it that ancient civilizations become buried after time?
No people
do you prefer calm or violent weather?
calm but I can appreciate a nice storm
does the notion of heresy strike you as serious or laughable?
is global warming a religion?
if you had a child, would you read to them every night?
Yes,The Brothers Grimm
what profession to your mind most represents men being boys?
Catholic priest oh wait that's men being with boys - baseball
is a red checked tablecloth an agreeable un-ironic symbol to you or one that invites cynicism?
agreeable
do you carry a big gob of keys or have you managed to pare down?
both - my car key is separate while the 7 door keys and 3 padlock keys are all on a single ring
are you prepared for the end?
if we are talking about the end of civilization, yes. 
the end of my life? I doubt it.