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Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
As I think of you all as my friends, if your out tonite and have had to much
to drink call me and ill drive you home
911
just tell me where your at..
remember a cab costs 50-100 bucks
a dui costs 2,500 to 8k
your friend hooves..
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Staying home, watching the Disney Channel and eating hors d'oeuvres with my family costs me 1/31 of the cable bill and the cost of food and drink.
No danger for me tonight.
I am officially old.