So the take-home is Fifth Third is beyond broke, and desperate to not go bust.
Actually, I admit I'm rather happy to see it. I've never liked this bank over the years. They put customer care last. Wouldn't mind seeing them go away.
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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