He just told me "I went last to first like that horse that won the Kentucky Derby"
I was like 'yeah you did - totally pulled off a Mine That Bird and went from poorest person in all of McKean to runaway leader for richest."
It was just like old days walking down the hill to catch the bus to school .. I had to be his life coach and hook him up with Dougie advice...
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"You might be a shrimp with some badly messed up teeth ... but you know girls ... you just became a total 10 overnight. Get your Tiger Woods on while you can."
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