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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I'm too much of a germophobe to have ever attempted stooping.
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You could be the first bubble boy stooper. Or better yet, you could hire independent contractor stoopers. They bring the tickets to you. In return you give them a commission on any winning tickets they find. To give them a sense of pride, you provide each a t-shirt, so when your army of stoopers descends upon a major racetrack, all will know that DrugS's stoopers have arrived.
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Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!
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