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Old 12-07-2009, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".
The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.
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