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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
It's either U2, Springsteen, or McCartney. The Stones have already performed there.
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I can hear Bono now, crooning.
"Jockey, dumbass jockey. Jockey, dumbass jockey.
I can't believe that ride today. Oh I can't close my eyes and make that ride go away.
How wide...
How wide must we send this mount. How wide, how wide.
Cause tonight, we can be as one, tonight..
Torn up tickets beneath the bettors feet.
Bodies strewn across the O T B.
But I won't heed the starters call. It puts my betting account, puts my betting account up against the wall.
Jockey, dumbass jockey. Jockey, dumbass jockey. Jockey, dumbass jockey.
And the races have just begun. There's many lost but tell me who has won?!
The trench is dug within our hearts.
Win, pick six, exacta and trifecta tickets all torn apart.
Jockey, dumbass jockey. Jockey, dumbass jockey.
How wide...
How wide must we send this mount. How wide, how wide.
Cause tonight, we can be as one, tonight..
Jockey, dumbass jockey. Jockey, dumbass jockey.
Wipe the tears from your eyes.
Wipe your tears away.
Oh, wipe your tears away.
Oh, wipe your tears away.
Jockey, dumbass jockey.
Oh, wipe your bloodshot eyes.
Jockey, dumbass jockey.
Jockey, dumbass jockey. (Jockey, dumbass jockey)
Jockey, dumbass jockey. (Jockey, dumbass jockey)
And what about those phantom DQ's?
When fact is fiction and those idiots cannot see.
And today the millions cry.
We eat and drink while tomorrow we lose again.
Jockey, dumbass jockey.
The real battle just begun.
To claim the victory Pat Day just won.
Oh
Jockey, dumbass jockey.
Jockey, dumbass jockey.