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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
...The fool has said in his heart "There is no God"--the Bible
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I guess since the Bible says there is a god, there must be!
I guess I'll be going to Church every Sunday now.
Wait, I'm Jewish. Nix that, I'll be going to Temple every Friday and Saturday.
Wait, there are a lot more followers of Islam than of Abraham. Perhaps I'll look East or something every morning.
Wait, what about the Hindus. I better stop eating beef!
I guess I'll just become a member of all three godzillion religions we have on this Earth, to cover all my possible god angles!
I just hope the first aliens that contact us don't have their own endless supply of god beliefs, cause if they do, I'll just have to throw myself to the mercy of that invisible giant in the sky and hope she forgives me for not getting it right.
Otherwise, as the song goes, I hope I burn well.
Or not.
Is it true only Mormons get into heaven?