Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Oakland Raiders .

Q. What do the Raiders and Rick Warren have in common?
A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Oakland Raiders out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
A. To the Coliseum - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. Why does Obama want to send Raider QB Jamarcus Russell to Venezuela?
A. The CIA are convinced he's the only American who can overthrow Hugo Chavez.

Q. What's the difference between the Raiders and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Raiders and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.