This elderly couple in their 80's had both lost their previous spouses. In an effort to combat growing older alone, they decided to marry. After finally sorting out the normal new couple issues, such as money, whos house to live in, etc...the old man finally gathered the courage to ask his soon to be new bride about their love life.
"How often do you like sex?" He inquired.
"Infrenquently" she responsed
Thinking for a second, he asked "Is that one word or two?"
