gilbert special
a man goes to the doctor and says...
"doc, help me. I can't take a ****. I've been drinking prune juice and taking laxatives all week and i can't even get a turtle head. You gotta help me!"
Doc says" Here. Take these suppositories and call me tomorrow."
The guy calls back the next day. "Doc nothings happenning. I took the whole bottle and it's not working!"
Doc says" Are you sure you're taking them the right way?"
The man says "Of course I am. What do you you want me to do with them? Stick 'em up my ass?
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