A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her
patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a
revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could
pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without
stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "B-b-b-b-b-b-Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down. The next guy stood
and said, "Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The third
guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on
the man. After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you
have to say now?"
He replied, "B-b-b-b-b-Beach."
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