Two Mexicans are on bicycles about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. The trucker tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans convince the driver they can fit into the back with their bikes and ask him to take them into town. The Mexicans manage to squeeze themselves and their bikes into the back. The driver shuts the door and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so he puts the hammer down. Sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
The blonde officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies, "Mexican eggs." The blonde lady cop doesn't believe this so she wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on the radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The Dispatcher asks what's the emergency that requires so many officers. The blonde repied, "I've got a tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they've already managed to steal a couple bikes."
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