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Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing he realized
that his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in
front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her in
the head, killing her instantly. A few days later, Verne gets a call
from the coroner regarding the autopsy.

Coroner: Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is
that correct?

Verne: Yes, sir, that is correct.

Coroner: Well, inexplicably, I found a golf ball wedged up her a$$.

Verne: Was it a Titlist 3?

Coroner: Yes, it was.

Verne: That was my provisional.