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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Hardly - Blue Balls is like about 715,879th
In fact - in the grand ole days of dial up connections ... I've given myself bad cases of blue balls on the reg because the 20 second long porn clip that took a long damn time to download wasn't worthy of shooting one off to.
One night - I had a historically terrible run of week porn clips ... and I was like sitting on a nut any second I wanted it ... and I kept having to ease off a bit and slow my stroke down for a half minute or so for what ended up being like over an hour.
It did get to hurting ... and actually it just finally all squirted out when I had one hand on the mouse and the other on the keyboard - squirted on the carpet at first ... but that's the worst ever. If I'm going to nut .. I damn sure better have something strong to nut to.
I've always wondered what's so good about rubbing one out? Is it because we like the process that gets to the nut or is it because we're just addicted to the nut itself? Food for thought anyway.
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That is the worst when it happens, becuase it is unexpected. You go to your 'solid' sites and expect updates and whatever, but no updating because they are asleep at the computer, and then have to improvise...